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Pokemonism was an intellectual movement established in the 1990s headed by Professor Oak which got all the historians SHOOK.
My lecture was about the impact of Pokemonism on capitalist society. It was super effective!
When you watch NO SLEEP (that god awful video that you should watch only when you can survive the 9th circle of hell. DELETE THE THING) and you need something to kill, so you blast Eevee to bits and pieces with a 150mm Gun
Another Guy: OI CHAP, WHY ARE YOU A POKEMON KILLER
Guy: Why, I watched NO SLEEP
Another guy: Ok, that makes sense. here have ammo. Also can i join?
Guy: Ok. Lets be warlords!
When having sex, at the point of climax you call your own name out loud
Josh: "So what did you and Jessica do last night?"
Nick: "We fucked, and apparently when she cums she likes Going full Pokemon."
When you are trying to catch a pokémon for hours and it just keeps running away.
“Hey did you catch that mew yet?” “Nah bro, I’ve been on a pokemon chase forever.”
A man who only loves Pokemon and his boyfriend Bigfoot. A complete spazz, who wont stop screaming until he draws a picture and forces people to compliment it. They may greet you 5 times in an hour, asking the same questions over and over again. Also, claims to love anime, but they only like One Piece. They will prove a point just to disagree with that point completely. They love Disney Princesses, but really their favourite princess is Tiana. Best friends with Chedaloo because they both have anger in common.
A statement by Brick Pokemon: I hate you all u suck make up ur mind already. Go live in the rainbows with ur sexual buddies and have some fun times under the rainbow blankets so ya I'm gay and I'm proud honeys and I'm not going to the rainbows ! I hate the gays and the lesbians ! I love being gay it's soo fun u get to experience a whole new kind of sex that straight ppl don't get ! So gays can go to the rainbows ! I love gays
A Cutie Pokemon is not necessarily a compliment or a insult, its a way of life and a term of endearment. If someone refers to you as a CP (Cutie Pokemon) it is the highest level of honor and righteousness.
You know that Riley guy, yeah he's a Cutie Pokemon
A self-hatedom. A phenomenon seen in fan communities, in which people who play it the most hate it the most.
Named for the Pokemon community, because nobody hates Pokemon like Pokemon fans.
“There’s people online who hate Pokemon, but still play it a lot.”
“That’s The Pokemon Effect.”