police officer

pig 😼✨

person 1:cops/police officers are pigs 😃👍🏽
every single white boy namesd mason, jake or wyatt: NOT ALL COPS ARE BAD

everyone else: acab

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Haram police

Police who object to the wrong doing of haram thingz

We the force of haram police are here to un do the haram doings.

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spanish police

"Police" from Spain who drive slowly around the streets of Spain (and other Spanish islands such as Majorca etc) peering agressively and apprehensively out of the windows at you. Every single one of them are arrogant, sexist and cowardly.

Very corrupt and racist. Get away with murder, literally in some cases, thanks to the deserted high hills of Spain and the liberal distribution of firearms amongst the force.

If you find yourself being apprehended by the Spanish policia, and you are Spanish or otherwise, be prepared for a severe kicking, either in the cells or down a back alley.

If you find yourself in police car and you know you're going to be spending a night in a cell, then I feel very, very sorry for you.

"I went on a holiday in Lanzarote and got kicked in by 6 policia for looking at them in the wrong way. No, really."

Spanish policeman - *kicks over a bin and then turns to tourist* Why you do that? Why?
Tourist - ...Huh?
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*

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Police Officer

Noun: used to describe someone as unjust unlawful and uncaring
Noun: a racist bigot who only cares about tarring people down

What are you doing to him? You are such a police officer!

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fish police

Overly devout people who signal their beliefs by affixing metallic plastic fish decals on the rear bumpers of their cars, along with other religious symbols.

We came upon a vehicle of fish police cruising slowly down the narrow two lane road, and wished we could pass them soon.

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tree police

wannabe police officers that patrol the forest preserves of large cities. also known as park rangers. they usually have nothing to do with their time so they mostly wander trails, looking for harmless potheads and underage drinking parties within the forest.

"Yo bro were you at that wild kegger at the Hidden Hill this weekend?"

"Ya man, but right when i got there the tree police drove up on ATV's and chased everybody out".

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PWN police

The one in charge of all the pwnage. The main man. The one that opens up a can of rape you. I made it up myself and wanted the world to know.

Someone call the pwn police!!!
The pwn police are on your tail!!

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