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n., A social movement of the late 2000's reacting to the stereotypical "bro" of the past.
Bromantics of the past exude tooliness; living their life to the full extent of their alleged "manliness", they engage in activities celebrating their sexual nature and physicality. Most are generally white who like to excessively exercise, speak in an inarticulate manner usually regarding the "chicks" and alcohol, and identify with brand names - specifically with brands like the Armani Exchange - in an attempt to care about their looks in a fashion unsuitable of Bromantics but appropriate for a metrosexual (although a metrosexual knows how to actually look good). The Bromantics seemed like a sect of homosexuality due to their obsession with mutual masturbation and porn viewing parties.
In response to this seemingly socially unacceptable life philosophy, men started banding together in ways that did not fit this social standard; their relationships developed from their sheer disdain of bro's. As time and the occurrence of these groups continued, a label of a "Post-Bromantic" was adopted as their "philosophia vitae"
Wow, Fight Club totally was the perfect choice for our Post-Bromanticism themed movie night.
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when an apparent 'hot-shit' restaurant does not put a menu copy visible from the outside, so one doesn't have to step inside only to find out the restaurant fares/fees are too prohibitive. -this can often result in a clumsy human encounter. -and yes, i know...if you have to know the price you can't afford it!!! -OH YEAH??!!, WE'LL FUCK YOU!!!!
judy and i decided to go to mcfoolsley's, but backed off when we noticed they didn't post their fees
i hate when these restaurants don't post their fees
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When someone says something dumb to you and they might not even realize they're doing it, but you caught on. This is referencing when you call something a twitter post- it's actually called a tweet.
Taylor: How did the slaves build the tunnel for the Underground Railroad? When did they have the time?
responses could be:
Tatum: That's such a twitter post lol
or
Tatum: Omg twitter post
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(verb) act of relaxing in your home, crib, house. called tilt due to the fact that most people's roof is slanted in a tilted angle.
What u up to?
~Nothing much man, just posted at the tilt.
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Austin Richard Post, who goes by Post Malone (also known as Posty,Water Melon,Post-it Malone,Tattoo man,Bud Light King,etc) is a American Rapper,Songwriter and Record Producer. Every Song he makes is a different style and you can never expect what type of song he's gonna make next. He has more tattoos on him then the amount of money that you will ever make in your life.He has also mastered the art of looking homeless and being rich at the same time.
Guy 1 - "I want to be like Post Malone but I don't want to look homeless!
Guy 2 - "Wow."
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A baseball league full of rich, spoiled children who's parents buy helmets, uniforms, gloves, and bats for the entire team. A league that they are the best for some reason. also, the facilities are 20 million dollars and kids go do drugs there.
Post Oak player speaking to another
Post Oak player- "Dude so yesterday, my dad bought me 3 bats and 2 gloves at Barcelona. and i got this flat hat and im going to be boss and leave the sticker on the bill."
SBMSA kid- "hey guys u talking about baseball?
Post Oak KIds-" dude just get out of here. ur bat isnt even an Exo. and its a drop 8. WE use drop 3's because we're training for the pros. our fences are like 900 feeet and urs are like 5 feet. we have boss bass increasing speakers for music that we play between innings. the slowest pitcher only throws 70 mph. our team does work. urs doesn't. we threw curve balls in 2nd grade. we wear face masks because these pitchers throw heat. Here's how it works, punk: everyone on the North side of I-10 sucks at baseball. Everyone south of it rocks at baseball. ok? get it right fag."
SBMSA kid- "dude."
Post oak kids "dude, this kid's quick! hes got jokes! come on gang, let's go practice batting at baseball USA all weekend."
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Making a post on a forum without doing the proper search to check and see if the item has been posted about before.
"omgwtfbbq, Half-Life 2 is out!!1"
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