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squeeze my toe and call me puppet

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.

squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!

by X3n March 9, 2006

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Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to โ€œsaidโ€, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.


this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch

by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 7, 2007

25๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puppet Moon

Puppet Moon (known as Wigfrid) is a bellicose Viking warrior that loves fighting enormous beasts in a game called Don't Starve Together. She also loves making battle helmets for her friends and making cute garden on endless for butter farm.

Puppet Moon likes to say "Hail Odin".

by Desperado27 July 25, 2022


Flush Puppet

Human that merely exists, nothing more, nothing less.

Person 1: you useless fucking flush puppet.

by Mister Meat Marrionet April 12, 2017


slap the puppet

Masturbate. Jerking off. Rubbing one out.

I need to slap the puppet after watching dancing with the stars.

by shwank March 22, 2016


puppet treatment

when you shove your fist up someones ass and do the moving of the mouth thing

bro this work is worse than getting the puppet treatment

by i<3milfs69420 February 10, 2022


fortress puppet

Someone whom has a larger penis then there working peirs and is appointed a position of leadership. Penis larger the 8โ€

Damn I hate all these fortress puppets and I want to be like them

by Charles simone January 28, 2023