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when you have a fart that doesnt have enough pressure to expel itself out from between your ass cheeks and you are forced to squeeze your ass cheeks together and cause the trapped fart bubble to expel from under your ball sack. usually results in a high pitched popping sound
Dude, what the fuck was that noise?
oh, haha. i just had a man queef
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When a female can beat a males fart with a vagina fart also known as a Queef
Man1: (Rips one really loud) Awwwww shit that was good
Female1: (Rips one louder with a Queef) Ahhhh that was stress reliving
Male2: Dam Bitch you a Master Queef you should be in the Olympics
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a new form of birth control, perfected by Eleanor Roosevelt, in which a female releases air through her snatch and sends the cum shooting out.
After I blew a load in my girlfriend she creampie queefed all over my chest.
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Is a quiche of made mostly out of egg and queef. (Vaginal Flatulance...)
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When a person queefs in another's face and says: "Enjoying the Queef-Quiche?"
"Hey Simon - Pass the queef quiche!"
"Another slice of queef quiche thank you!"
"Whats your favorite type of quiche? - Queef, of course!"
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When two women straddle a mans erect penis and proceed to queef simultaniously. Sucks for him.
Dude my girlfriend and her mom gave me the raunchiest queef sandwich last night, all day people have been asking me if I went fishing.
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after cumming in a girls ass she turns around and farts it on your face.
'is that my cum that just shot out of your ass and landed on my face'
'is that the reason my face has been so soft and clear lately'
'is this shit on my face or is it sphincter queef'
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a person who wears (usually unstylish) windbreaker jackers
take off that jacket, you look like such a queef hunter!
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