Ranch: Luke picks his nose’s favorite drink ever. He like the white gooey texture in his mouth.
Me: “What is your favorite drink?”
Luke: “Ranch!”
To ejaculate, used most often in conjunction with Lettuce
John: Last night I spread ranch all over Amy's lettuce.
Mike: Nice man!
Ranch is the best condiment in the world invented by the great and famous Dylan Cohen and has been lived ever since since 1854.
Can I get some ranch for the chicken ranch wrap please!
A term describing weed that looks very low grade but is actually high quality bud
"Yo this grass is browner than chocolate milk "
"Its friggin ranch though bro"
"Legalize Ranch "
When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it
Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad