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when a man rests the shaft of a penis down a girls nose while rest the balls across her forehead giving the illusion of a helmut.
I gave her some arabian googles then i let my shaft down and gave her the roman soldier helmut!
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A burger that comes with romaine lettuce
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Romanes of the Day Burger, you should try it!"
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The sexual act I having anal sex and right as the man pulls out punching his cock while he comes and then cutting of its head and chewing on it....then shatting on his chest while make their children watch.
"I gave my husband a roman shock punch last night" " wtf is that why your in prison
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A man leans over someone’s face, and covers the person’s eyes and nose with his package.
When I gave that passed out chick a Roman Soldier Helmet last night, she looked just like that dude from "Gladiator".
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The holy roman empire is neither Holy, Roman, Or an Empire.
When you are having anal sex, and you pull out while continuing to hold it open with your fingers while simultaneously inserting your nuts into the asshole and letting it close shut
Mary was surprised when Joe pulled his penis out of her ass, but was pleasantly surprised when she figured out it was only a roman tool box
How a true Dance Dance Revolution fan asks for anal.
Comes from After The Game Of Love, where instead of saying "go Greek" like a normal person, the singer asks for "Greco-Roman style".
You wanna go Greco-Roman style
To meet your needs I'll even run a mile