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AYEE YO CHAZE! You heard Thug Damon got that Black Ron Jeremy
to have a wank / masterbate
oh golly gosh that jimmy ron jin was fabulous
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Reciving Cum from the famous Ron Jeremy. It was also a burger name from McDonald's Create your taste.
I was in a porno with Ron Jeremy. He jizzed on my face so I got "Ron's creamy surprise."
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(A). The figurative act of spinning around in political circles like a complete jackass while claiming that the surreptitious moron & hopeless Presidential aspirant Ron Paul is the second coming of Thomas Jefferson. Two hallmarks of this dance of the socially retarded is to spam straw polls in order to skew the results in "Dr. Paul's" favor & to comment-spambomb any & every blog that says unflattering remarks (i.e. tell the truth) about this soon-to-be political has-been.
A prelude to this go-nowhere dance is to relentlessly Google Mr. Paul's name. This serves a dual purpose as well; One is so that it looks as though lots of people actually give a shit about this little known squeaky Congressman from Texas, and the other is to seek out any detractors. The detractors in this context are people who retain their sense of individuality and still practice critical thinking.
(B). The literal act of passing around the same nonsense & propaganda back and forth with other Paulettes about how 9/11 was an inside job perpetuated by... well, whomever sounds good at the time. When performed live but in private company, racial diatribes against Jews, latinos & black people are invoked, but if the racism & antisemitism come up in public, the default response is to blame it on the VRWC or Lee Rockwell.
In the end, this whirling dervish of disingenuous tripe ends when the performer is too weak, dizzy & utterly stupefied from lack of nourishment, both physically and mentally. Typing the same hubris for hours on end in front of a computer screen will do that to a person.
(As seen on any blog or web page that doesn't require registration to comment & hasn't already banned them as nutjobs) God bless Ron Paul! Ron Paul is the freedom fighter for the New Age in America! Dr. Paul in '08! Only Ron can save us from the scourge of the ZOG conspiracy using the minority street thugs against citizens of the United States! All other candidates want to dissolve this glorious nation by forming the North American Union w/ Canada and Mexico, but teh Ron Paul revolution is the only thing that can stop them!!! Yearrrrgh!!! Screeech screeech!!!
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To believe in a Far Right-Wing Conspiracy theory Such as the North American Union
Paranoid Person: The North American Union is going to take us over!
Average American: He must be Ron Paul Crazy.
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A basic tenet of male philosophy: "If you see one woman naked, you want to see the rest of them naked."
Fat, ugly chicks are rare exceptions to the Ron White Postulate.
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When Ron White (the comedian) was poor, he and his friend used to go to the 7-11 and gets 1 hotdog each, but, they would not only cover the frankfurters with toppings, they would fill the entire tray with a huge mound of chili, cheese, onions, peppers, etc, and grab a plastic fork and spoon. This was their one meal for the whole day!
Hey, let's go to the party store and get some Ron White wieners!
Yeah!
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