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Saying no offence does not take away the fact that you said something that you intended offence for in your mind. Those who say this are tools, and try to hide the fact they are tools.
Tool: No offence, but u look like a fag in that shirt...
Person: Rule 132, asshole.
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If you ever come up with a random rule number, it has already been taken.
OK, this is Rule 124092. I'm sure no one has thought up one yet.
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The rules are made by thems and not by us fellows who have to follow them. There is no say in thems the rules so you just have to live with it. Thems the rules are mandatory and have to be followed no mater what. Although thems the rules may not be what you want thems the rules to be you must be follow thems. Always remember thems the rules are not made by our peers but by thems.
Sorry but thems the rules and that's final. Thems the rules have to be followed sorry.
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When you are fingering a girl and your hand comes back very wet without you having done almost nothing, you are allowed to have sex without a condom.
Damn bitch, you wet as fuck. The no-condom rule is officially in effect.
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(Noun) If an individual refuses a transaction due to a 5% or less difference in equity then they are of the Jewish faith.
1. Frank: Hey dude you should buy a couple of Baja Blast Mountain Dews.
Bill: Nah bro, Dr. Pepper is approximately 3.7% cheaper!
Frank: dude you just broke the 5% rule, I hereby admit you to the Jewish faith.
2. Mark: I just got this amazing deal on amazon !
5.215% off that new stereo!
Alex: As long as it's not 5% or below, you dont wanma break the 5% rule. Its practically gospel! (Irony)
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The rule/man law that states that in order for a man to lose his virginity, the person he has sex with must be at least a 5 out of 10.
He got laid for the first time, but considering the chick was a 3, it doesn't count, violating The 5 Rule
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