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After stimulating a girl with a finger in her anus... then sticking it in her ear just like you would a "wet willy".
Sally: Tom totally gave me a rusty willy last night. Then I made him play the flight of the bumble bee on my rusty trumpet.
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When one has anal intercourse with a partner, then pulls his shit covered dick out; the shit coated dick is then placed across the partners mouth and moved back in fourth in a sawing motion.
Also known as the Muddy Hacksaw.
Bruce pulled out his shitty rod, placed it on Teds mouth and proceded to give him a Rusty Hacksaw.
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(n.)
1. When you take your finger and run it around a guy's ass hole while you jack the guy off into his own asshole.
2. When you 69 and you feel eachother's mouths with cum, then you turn over and fill eachother's assholes with the cum.
3. What you do is you take a scuba snorkel and you put your dick in the wee bendy mouth part, then you snake the other end right up your back gadras. Then you just grab the middle of that snorkel and your fucking your own ass and pulling of your crank at the same time and you're spending your own jacksey! Now THAT is a Rusty Venture!**
**A.K.A. A double frog-man
4. When you fist the guy and you open up your hand inside his asshole (he has to be laying down), and whatever you come out with you rub on his dick.
5. A straight move: You take a girl out to dinner and you don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick and you rub it on her back.**
**Note: This is simply a Rusty. In order for it to be a Rusty Venture you must eat whatever is rubbed on her back without using your hands.
6. When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.
7. No where near as good as an Action Johnny.
I totally had a Rusty Venture last night..
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Similar to the grenade, a rusty refers to a unsightly female. Cutting a rusty refers to hooking up/ skeeting with an aforementioned rusty. Guys who cut a rusty will not be praised for their accomplishments but instead be chastised for at least one week. If you contract a disease, such as the clap, by cutting a rusty you will be forever labeled as rusted.
Andrew: Dude, I think i heard you Cutting a Rusty last night. Shit was gross.
Cole: Dude, we need to go to the clinic, i think I'm rusted.
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The appearance of a penis after having sex with a menstrating woman.
She didn't tell me she was bleeding so I made her schlop my rusty pipe last night after we had finished.
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When a girl or gay male is eating out a guy's asshole while giving him a hand job from the back.This resembles the act of playing a trombone with a rusty mouth piece.
"Yo that dirty hoe gave me a rusty trombone last night."
"You ever give a rusty trombone before?"
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A secret red alcoholic concoction, infamous for getting one drunk off one's ass, mixed by none other than Bartender Rusty at Omaha's best gay dance club, The Max.
"What section is Rusty working tonight?"
"She's upstairs! Let's order a round of Rusty Specials and get CRUNK!"
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