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Saint Andrew's Episcopal School (SAES) is an Episcopalian elementary and middle school located in California with morals for strong academics and character. Children at Saint Andrew's grow up with a good sense of what to expect for in the future, and develop practical goals in which they succeed spiritually and academically. SAES provides a well-rounded curriculum from the arts, to meditation, to app inventing, to self-motivating and enduring physical education. As the kids grow to young adults, they start to lose innocence as they discover life's challenges and opportunities. Many of which at SAES are masked with morals of character start to question the values behind becoming a perfect, well rounded, child. From here out, some chose to unconsciously follow the suggested path of work/improvement without question, while others chose to question life, God, and the pursuit of happiness. Once in 8th grade, most kids at SAES have experienced enough work and lessons to know that they shall do what pleases them, whether it means being a person of character, or a person who realizes the innocence of the school children. Many kids grow up to be bright, wonderful, and succeed in many ways, while others may simply be unprepared for real-life problems such as being bullied, relationship break-ups, and becoming fired from a job.
Bartholomule: "Hey Birtha, Saint Andrews Episcopal School looks like a great place for my 8 year old son!"
Birtha: "It may seem like that at first, but SAES seems to keep too children innocent, causing them to fail epically in high-school when it comes to being popular, getting a boy/girl-friend, simply due to the fact that they don't know what words like "cum" or "condom" are."
Bartholumule: "OK well it seems like something I'm willing to sacrifice for a great education, maybe I could persuade them to put in a Sex Ed. Class."
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SAES Student (boy): "um-m-r... Hi Jessica, um... I think your pretty?... Um... So...um..."
SAES Student (Girl): "Awww you're so sweet! of course I'll be your Girlfriend!"
*Holds hands for 5 seconds and never speaks again*
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Boya: "Hey dude, that chick looks pretty damn hot in those tights!"
Brindolathumleyanola: "hell ya man, I so want to lick her pus--Her Puissance! I mean like those legs look like they can jump high!"
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A school in the Bronx with a 7 to 1 ratio of girls to guys. Nice for the guys, terrible for the girls. Most of the teachers are Russian and have terrible breath. The campus is small but sometimes pretty. The spellman cafeteria food is pretty terrible and the cooks are most likely ex-convicts. One of the cooks has missing teeth. The dorms are a decent size but it's way too small of a school. Pot is smelt everywhere on campus and everyone smokes. There are no frats, sororities or sports houses and besides drinking in dorms or going to winners, there is nothing to do. Nothing ever goes on. It is a division 3 school and the sports teams are really embarassing to watch to the point where you feel bad. Most of the people can't play sports for their life. The mascot is the dolphins and it's actually really frightening and doesn't even look like a dolphin. Some of the boys are attractive but don't go past 5'3 with the exception of some of the basketball players. There are pretty lame events that go on and they screw everyone over regarding finances. There are foreign exchange students in Seton and the fourth floor of spellman and it is ridiculous. Drinking takes place all the time and there are constant fire drills for no reason. They give a lot of money and the school is located in the nice area of the bronx, Riverdale, but it's still ridiculous. Nice people, okay school.
#msvproblems
I smell pot and there is nothing to do, I must be at the College of Mount Saint Vincent.
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A presumably prestigious school where the grades are high but the students are sometimes higher. Based in Arlington Heights, Illinois, Saint Viator High School is 100% a waste of money. The only thing going for the school is their food because that shit is mad decent. Other than the food, the administrative staff locks down the place like a prison and if you caught wearing slippers you get dress coded. Most people think that the kid’s at viator are prestigious academic nerds with daddy’s money but that’s not the case. Most of the school is on scholarship because they can’t afford the tuition and that’s why the shit school has no air conditioning. However, I can say that the students are much more than that! The guys are absolutely useless to society and 90% of the girls are broads. The school is full of roaches and one time someone even saw a centipede so clearly the pesticide isn’t working. That’s not all going for this school though, in fact, people around illinois call the place saint vapers instead of viator because if you were to walk up to a student and ask for nic, 87% of the people have one on them. Other than that, the school is run like a prison full of half-awake students waiting to finish their 4 years.
Guy: Yo what school do you go to?
Girl: Saint Viator High School
Guy: Oh shit that sucks, you mad fine tho u tryna fuck?
Girl: hell yea
A Catholic secondary school based in rural Stoke Golding, a village just outside the town of Hinckley, it boasts a healthy level of academic achievement and has had impressive GCSE results since it’s transformation into a 11-16 school seven years ago. This change, however, has given rise to a shift in the school’s demographics. No longer does the school consist of exclusively middle class students from the surrounding villages, whose parents pick them up in the car park each day in massive 4 by 4s presumably to counter the occasional leaves that fall on the end of their mansion’s drive, for the change in local school systems caused many students from the working class Hinckley that would’ve otherwise attended a more modest school such as Hinckley Academy or Redmoor to commute on the infamous Beaver Bus daily. This change has created a peculiar environment in the school were rich and poor are educated in harmony. This will, no doubt, be the middle-class students’ only experience of the working class before they go on to work as a hedge fund manager and fund the Conservative Party while putting their earnings into an offshore account.
Catholic Priest at Sunday Mass: “So, what schools does everyone’s children go to?”
All (in unison): “Saint Martin’s Catholic Academy!”
When you wake up and hear the baboons, chimps, and gorillas eeking, then realize that you are in the Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan's neighborhood.
Rasta Shaq JC sounded like a full on rapper in front of Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan's hood fortress at 353 Mercy Street, Philadelphia PA 19148
Having trash glued/stuck on your ceiling and living with legit actual trash filled across your room.
My friend is a Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan for making huge messes and tugging himself in them while livestreaming to his gf
Just your average shitty school that wants us to fail our GCSEs because of their untrained teachers. Not to mention they want all the girls to look like nuns and the boys to look like priests. You may find a tiny lady with a lesbian haircut who goes around acting like she runs the school with her purple cards. One phrase you may hear alot "tie your hair up" or even "roll that skirt down." You may find that causal bald gay music teacher who also thinks he runs the school, lowkey looks like he has scoliosis. He doesn't like it when you speak and may come across the occasional voice crack when shouting at us. Finally the bald geography teacher who doesn't really teach but stands at the canteen door shouting at everyone to unzip their jackets or you have to carry them. Also we have gone from baskets to trays and our school is completely broke.
Slag 1: "What shitty school is that"
Slag2: "thats Saint Joan of Arc School"