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Socially akward male. A good looking guy who is extremely akward in social situations, especially when women are involved. He may introduce you to his parents on the second date, and then tell you that you're moving too fast on the third date. Or you and your friends may hang out with him for two years, only to have him finally introduce his girlfriend of 10 years that you've never heard of.
Lady equivalent is a SAL (socially awkward lady)
That guy is hot, but he's such a SAM. He spends all day e-mailing me at work but then gets awkward if I ask him out for drinks after work.
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Surface to Air Missile Many black market buyers use this word as to buy these missiles.
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to be fooled into thinking a girl is hot through a picture she sends while in real life she is actually quite unfortunate.
i saw that bitch today who sent me a hot pic last night..not good.
bra you got sammed!! yadigg?
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Silly Asian Mother - Asian mothers who stress more about their children's schoolwork than their kids do, are super strict and hold uber conservative views on such diverse issues as dress code, music, dating, and how to save money.
Asian Girl #1: Maaan, my mom jus argued w/ the store manager for 30 min just so she could return a shirt that costs $10
Asian Girl #2: My mom's like that too, our moms are such SAMs
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Smart Ass Masochist
A rude or pushy person who acts out, tries to dominate others or pick fights hoping to be punished (what they really want). Especially in the BDSM community. Basically a sub who acts like a dom but really wants to be smacked down by a real dom.
Example: (couple watching movie)
"Why'd that guy mouth off to the dominatrix?"
"He's a SAM."
"SAM?"
"Smart Ass Masochist. He's acting up so he'll get the punishment he actually wants without looking like a snivelling wimp."
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An acronym that means Super At Masturbation
Guy: What were you doing last night?
Other guy: jerking it cause I am SAM
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