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One's first homosexual act that takes place as a result of one or more parties being under the influence of crack, cocaine, heroin, or any other hard drug. This act must be between partners of the same sex, it must be the first time performing a homosexual act for one of them, it must be consensual, one or more of the parties may or may not be a homosexual, often it is interracial, and it is frequently brief and dissatisfying. This act ranges from oral sex to a handjob to anal sex. Often times the giver of the Nervous Sanchez is a privileged white person seeking to rebel.
Timothy was so high he gave Jay'qwan a Nervous Sanchez right outside .
Man, I walked in on Emily and Maria doing the Nervous Sanchez... It was so hot but they'll regret it in the morning.
I don't know how to tell you this, dude, but Josh gave me a Nervous Sanchez in the parking lot besides Sears last night. I knew I shouldn't have gotten high with him!
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Anal sex immediately followed by oral sex - the same person being the recipient of both acts. Presumably, after a vigorous engagement, the recipient will have a shit mustache looking gangster enough to be worthy of the term 'Dirty Sanchez'.
After Skip went in and plowed Muffy's starfish he pulled out just in time to finish rousingly in her mouth - the result being the fanciest Dirty Sanchez anyone had ever seen on Muffy. 💃👄💩
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The sort of milk mustache that forms after giving someone a rimjob
Maaaaane I was eatin this gurl’s booty and when I came out I hads me some dirty sanchez on ma mouth!
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Trump mocked Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis — finally debuting a nickname, 'Ron DeSanctimonious'. Ron returned the favor by giving Donny a Dirty Sanchez.
DeSanctimonious Ron DeSantis stuck his red finger in Donny's ass, then giving him a Dirty Sanchez.
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To wipe a booger on your friend or teammate, to wit, New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez in the 2011 AFC Championship.
I've picked a good one, now I need a target for a Dirty Sanchez.
Ew, Mark just Sanchezed his clean jersey.
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when you put some vix on your finger and rub it across your upper lip.
Person A: I can't sleep, my nose is so congested.
Person B: Grab some vix, it should help.
Person A: i didn't even think of that, i'm going to give myself a vix sanchez and try catch a few more Z's.
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After doing a chick in the ass, you pull out blow your load on her back then write your name in poo smear on her back.
Ya man, I totally turned that chick over and El Sanchezed her!
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