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An expression to use when a guy loses his boner and/or has a very limp penis.
Jenny: "Babe, we need to do something about your exhausted sausage."
Music that females don't listen to. At live shows audience members are comprised solely of males--a mixture of comic book nerds, D&D players, Conan the Barbarian fans. Sometimes they are found sporting homemade Black Flag tattoos. They believe they're awesome, heavy, and tough. Too bad they never have an opportunity to show of for the gals...they're simply not around.
Dave, Josh, Anthony, Erdman, and Mike love to go to sausage rock shows like Immortal.
Penis ejaculate, sperm. In this context the sausage is the penis and the milk is the sperm.
He shot is sausage milk all over my face
A long thick sausage shoved in a pair of tights ; or can also be described as a man with a boner wearing tights
Person 1: do you see that dude over there
Person 2: yea he has a tight sausage
Taking a delicious shit into a condom and use it as a dildo (duh).
I could smell my sister's sausage dildo last night.
The act of shitting into a condom, tying the condom off, and using said condom as if it were a dildo.
After having left her normal dildo at home Tammy made do with a sausage dildo.
The office or workspace of an individual with sausage fingers. The sausage hut is usually filled with diplomas on the wall. This individual quite often loses paperwork due to his sausage finger defect, which makes it difficult for him to handle paperwork.
I'm going to the Sausage Hut to speak to sausage fingers about the paperwork he can't find. It probably fell out of his sausage fingers when he wasn't paying attention.