Random
Source Code

Taco Seasoning

Male ejaculate that has flavored added by the ingestion of spicy foods like hot peppers, Sriracha, or curry.

Would you like to come over to my place and try some of my organic taco seasoning? I've got enough to keep you covered.

by mandirt June 27, 2014

1👍 1👎


Beer Season

The time of year when it's cold enough that you can leave your beer outside if there's not enough room in the refrigerator or cooler.

Guest: "There's no room for my beer in your fridge."

Host: "Dude, it's Beer Season, just set it out back."

by Naetron77 February 7, 2013


Properly Seasoned

When you're not quite salty, but you're properly seasoned.

Bro, I just about to get the perfect spot in the parking lot when a guy jumped in and took it, I was salty for a second, but then I got the second best spot, so i'm just properly seasoned.

by MPRINZO January 30, 2019


Seasoning the meatloaf

It's another term for masturbationand it often refers to a man spanking his meat and cumming

Man I love seasoning the meatloaf!

by Hoe_please_19 June 9, 2016


turtle season

When it’s cold out and your dick comes back up inside you

Turtle season is coming!

by Dadddyissssuessss December 7, 2017


Prom season

The few months before prom when girls go crazy looking for dresses, shoes, accessories, etc.

Ron: hey have you seen Becky?
Trey: Nah dude she's been at the store since prom season started.

by Ihatethissm March 18, 2018


Huntin season

The locals like Stealing Bennys shit at the jersey shore during the summer months

Guy 1: yo that Benny’s got a nice bike
Guy 2: it’s huntin season

by Localbeachkid October 4, 2018