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MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE

Full of a bunch of lego city cops with massive egos.

Did you hear that the MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE put Connor on administrative leave again?

by Rouge MNG Private November 18, 2020


moon service

Ordering room service very late . Eating late night in hotel room through room services.

We ordered moon service last night after the party.

by Mookaveli August 30, 2015


To speak with a customer service representative, press 9

Well, THANK you --- FINALLY! Dat is what I've been waiting to hear for da last three minutes!

Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?

by QuacksO May 20, 2023


Service worker

A person that works for the benefit of people.
Ex. Janitors, doctors, waiters, etc.

Emily is a service worker, she works for a nursing home, and she helps her clients with whatever problems they have.

by jaaj clewelc January 16, 2023


Tea Service

A ladylike way for asking your lover for a pinky in the ass.

Hey baby, will you give me some tea service tonight?

by Percy Snatcher April 20, 2017


Technology Services

Any advanced system through which human beings interact with electronic or mechanical devices.

An operating system on a computer acts as a Technology Service for a user to interact with programs and applications, as well as other computer systems.

An information technology professional provides Technology Services for common users to interface with their personal peripheral devices.

by Crailsledge September 13, 2009


Community Service

Ayo! Today ole girl called and asked did I want to bring a friend to “Community Service” I was like shit yeah what you want me to bring she said a strong back and plenty of condoms (A lot of Women present)

Man we got there and it was females everywhere that def was the best “Community Service” I ever attended lol

by King Renzo January 31, 2021