BROTEIN SHAKE

When you and your gym bro wear super tight underwear while building up hard sweat while working out to build up that hard dick stench. You need to pile up the gunk and allow it to let out its natural spunk. The tight underwear will kill off all of the sperm leaving only the nutrients in semen. After working out you and your homie will go in the locker room and shoot each others loads in your each others mouths. This is know as a brotein shake.

"Yeah I was at the gym and my bro zach shot his brotein shake in my mouth"

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Shaking the Birch

When someone lays a fart on your leg.

I farted on my friends leg therefore shaking the birch.

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wuhan shake

Fear of shaking hands causing people to creatively touch other body parts. Touching elbows or tapping feet rather than shaking hands.

Rather than shaking hands, Jose and Kareem did the Wuhan Shake by tapping feet.

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shake that bear

Quite possibly the most shameless and disgusting video involving sexual intercourse and a dead bear out there right now.

The act of multiple(2) partners(male/female) shooting a bear(1) and then performing sexual acts whilst on top of the bear. shake that bear

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protein shake

Slang for male ejaulate (semen), especially as a result of oral sex.

This term probably came into being upon the meeting of bodybuilder culture and its emphasis on whey- and other protein-based powders (dissolved in liquid resluting in a flavored milkshake-like drink), with contemporary gay culture.

Todd, come to my house after school. We'll hole up in my room and do some heavy lifting, hopefully ending in a protein shake or two winks.

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Shake

The best song in all of existence

Shake is the best song ever made, it's by the best person ever IShowSpeed. It is the international anthem of everything good in the world.

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Strawberry shake

Having sexual intercourse while a girl is on her period

"Jamie I'm on my period"
"It dont matter to me baby lets just do da damn thang"

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