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Residue left after sharting your pantaloons.
I stole a dinky dino and got too excited and ended up creating a shart stain in my pantaloons
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"Pussy Shart" is defined as a shart that comes out the pussy....no shit. A pussy shart usually occurs after a long hard night of "space docking". It is a well known fact that a "pussy fart" and a "shart" are among some of the most hilarious events ever to happen to anyone. Now imagine these two magical events combined.
Stig: Yo sookrims ever tried space-docking?
Sookrims: Ehh no...why?
Stig: Coz i did.
Sookrims: Haha any good
Stig: Yeh......
Sookrims: but.
Stig: She totally pussy sharted on my dick
Sookrims: Lol
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The Shart Cult is an organization formed in mid 2018, not declared official until late 2018.
The Shart Cult is a public group formed by many intelligent individuals, seeking enlightenment and awareness of the cursed kinks of the internet, and is at constant turf war against the Piss Cult.
Members of the ShartCult change their usernames daily, so it may not be possible to discover them unless you ask around Instagram.
Most members are part of the LGBT community, are furries, and have ironic kinks (some unironic)
The Shart Cult and Piss Cult are enemies, due to a differentiation in morals, kinks, political beliefs and regionality.
Have you heard of the Shart Cult?
No, the Piss Cult is better anyways
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Farting with excess poo drippage going onto your undergarments while taking a jello shot.
Sammy: "I can't believe the Sun Devils won today, let's party bros!"
Alli: "Hey guys, I brought us jello shots! One, two three, CHEERS!"
Carla: "OMG, poo! I hope these don't make me jello shart!"
Alli: "My pants are brown...."
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Of the nine known species of sharts, only three are known to be particularly dangerous to humans: the scalloped, great, and smooth hammerhead sharts. As of 2017, 17 attacks have been recorded, with only two fatalities. By far the worst shart of all sharts. There is no wiping up this mess.
Dude, did you see Trump on the golf course today? He laid a great hammerhead shart.
Nah, man, that's an alternative fart.
A physically hot and tempting poop and fart at the same time. Usually used by people with an elder fetish to describe grannies.
Did you see that PHAT shart? It was so hot.
A very annoying piece of shit. Usually a nickname for someone named mark.
Dude mark? More like bony shart! Fuck you mark!