Grandpa Nap King. Loves gentlemen pussies, pangolins, and Price Is Right, and abhors folding laundry. Spiritually decades older than his age on paper.
Don't fuck with a Shawn who hasn't gotten his afternoon nap.
The zestiest boy you will ever meet (even his laugh is zesty)
Have you met Shawn? Isn’t he so zesty?
Someone very zesty that envy's seeing his friend win and will do anything to get in the way and destroy everything they care about. Shawn's are often scammers and cockblockers. Shawn's are typically disliked by everyone and outcasted from the group.
You're acting so zesty, you're being a Shawn.
Dismissing a man who is unreasonable or have any future ahead of them.
"I am not paying my rent because I was away". "Okay Shawn"
Black typically indicates the degree of belt rank obtained at the ninjutsu academy upon graduation from The Shaolin monastery under inspekta Dec of the WU TANG CLAN also known as Mr.StealYourGirl or the supreme pussy poppa not NLE Choppa call the doctor cause I'll droppa I kill spring dumb ass but I'm not opposed to killing everyone else not afraid to tell a nigga put a shirt on and go roll some more cigarettes all around dopest dude hands down
Man Black Shawn is fucking DOPE
When somebody starts out performing a task really well, but as they continue they slowly start to do worse. Eventually they are just garbage at the task and everyone around them is mad at them.
I thought he would win by a mile, but then the Shawn decline kicked in.
(SKOT)
1) A person being of Transylvanian or general Romanian persuasion who is aggressive in the courting of, or mating with, any and all woman. The results of which can be multiple unplanned or unwanted off-spring and more than several Baby Mama. Other results include but are not limited to; financial draining and/or possible involvement in a domestic fracas which may end in incarceration. It is suggested to avoid leaving a SKOT alone with wives, girlfriends, any female of child bearing age, and pets with suitable genitalia.
2) Other aliases: Igor, Gabor
My sister called yesterday and said that Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania got hit with another paternity suit.