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Shorts made from beach towels. See Showels
Grab your towel shorts and let's go to the beach!
To leave someone hanging, pay less than what is due/owed.
That bitch short dicked me by $9.00 and made me wait in her skank ass two hours before she showed up to do the do.
The movie that came before AI or the Matrix.
Not as many people seem to remember Short Circuit as the Matrix, it might be that it didn't have enough special effects for some people.
When a limp penis is inside an ass or vagina and then gets erect with such girth that is causes bruising to legs, thighs and ass resembling purple shorts
I just gave that girl purple shorts.
the act of having ones testicles removed, by excessive force due to the violent rage of another.
The man was balled short when his wife caught him in bed with another woman nut less organs testicles
The art of sifting through ashtrays to find partially smoked cigarettes. (Usually done when one has no cigarettes of their own to smoke)
"I ran out of smokes and the store was closed, so I went out back and did some short shopping."