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This is a phrase people would use if they want to become friends
hi,shrek is my dad
The most honorable position in society, dedicated to pleasing our noble lord and savior, Shrek. Once you accept this duty, you are pledged to eternal allegiance in stroking the mighty ogre shaft and cleaning up the muddy green goo that brings us happiness. Thou beith with shrek, our god.
After years of masturbation and worship, our leader finally promoted me to Shrek’s Sex Slave and now I feel that my life has real purpose.
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When you forcefully stick you hand into a woman’s vagina grab her tubes and rip them out while screaming this is my swamp
Dude I can’t believe Mario did the Dirty nigga shrek to his teacher.
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China's infamous "ogre leader" during the early-to-mid 1900's.
It's really too bad that Chiang Kai-Shrek didn't actually have vivid-green skin like his animated-cartoon cousin, or his subjects might have initially recognized him for the ogre that he truly was.
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When a boy has big ass sausage fingers
Omg like he put his hand on my waist and he hand Shrek hands
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When u get burnt / or an allergic reaction and ur eye swells up and gets reall puffy.
then u have to wear sunglasses inside for breakfast!
omg u have a serious SHREK EYE!!!
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Shrek Extra Large is the greatest video game that will ever be made, with graphics that truly transcend this dimension. Indeed, even trillions of years from now, the graphics in video games will only be a millionth of Shrek Extra Large's true 8 Dimensional visual masterpiece.
You think that The Last of Us had a great story? Well, you are wrong, Shrek Extra Large's story is a masterful tale of loss, hope, love, and truly universal themes that transcend just humans. You think Breath of The Wild had a great open world? Wrong, Shrek Extra Large transcends just the Open World, it is an Open Multiverse, with hundreds of thousands of hours of gameplay, indeed, the world is so vast that no human could ever see it all, and yet, it all remains truly mind blowing, every square inch of it. You think Halo had great first person combat? Shrek Extra Large has what was truly thought to be impossible, fifth person combat, and it truly does feel like you are there, in this battle of infinite proportions.
Shrek Extra large is unanimously agreed to be the greatest work of art ever, and to think that it could all fit onto a Nintendo Gamecube (and original Xbox to an extent), is proof that it was not made by people, but by the universe itself, for it is the true meaning of life.
Shrek Extra Large is the true meaning of life
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