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When a girl (or guy) gives a blowjob to a person with a smaller than average dick. Or in other terms, a”micro penis”.
That dude’s dick is so small, girls give him shrimp jobs instead of blow jobs!
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The female vagina. This is due to the general appearance of the female vagina looking similar to a open shrimp.
I usually don't go down on women but her shrimp taco looked so good.
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clothing so large it could double as a shrimp catching net.
Jess- Holy Shit! Look at the size of the Purple Shrimp Catcher!
Sam- Thats massive!
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When a persons penis is so small it resembles a shrimp. Usually occurring in cold weather.
This water is freezing! Look, I’m in shrimp mode!
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(v.) The act of receiving hand manipulation from your woman while also performing a shrimp job; shrimping.
After we came home drunk my girlfriend asked if I wanted to go to the shrimp buffet. I could not say no.
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A flaccid penis still in a used condom. The condom is removed in the way that one peels a shrimp.
Rory nibbled on a fresh shrimp after having sex with a hot guy.
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Someone is is really big, muscular, and well exercise but their penis is extremely small
Jessica: omg I thought Chad would have a big dick but he is just a jumbo shrimp
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