Side Bowl Sit

When someone poops (usually a child) and sits there for a while until the poop becomes stuck to the sides of the toilet bowl. (Usually discovers by a parent or older sibling later)

“Dang it Billy! You left another Side Bowl Sit! I’m gonna kick you out the next time you do it!”

Sit on my face

When you're impressed by someone so much you'd do anything for this person

Omg! You're so lovely. Sit on my face already.

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Sit Down Cunty

The act of yelling to an obnoxious person to sit down even if they are already sitting.

Word Is Used To Shut Someone Up.

Cunty: *Doing Random Shit*
Nick: Sit Down Cunty!
Cunty: Im already sitting! *Cunty Mumbles Under Breath*

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Sit down, geek

A term used when someone insults you, such as a nerd, geek, loser or scum. Usually shuts them up. If not, repeat, with heavy emphasis on the Geek part.

Pronunced "Sit down, Geek." Make sure you pause.

NerdyJim112: Hey you suck dude!
Tony: Sit down, Geek.
NerdyJim112: ......

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ultimate sit-ups

When someone does a sit-up with there eyes closed, when they come up, you pull your pants down and let there face go into your bare ass. if this is a girl, turn around and make her suck your dick

Dude you had to be there, i made Janet do and 20 ultimate sit-ups. It was awesome

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Sit Rep pro

One of the perks responsible for breaking Modern Warfare 2 :(

Connor Scott ( SSP Yamaha829 )

Guy: I just got sit rep pro!

Random Gamer: What the fuck is sit rep?

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sit-down meeting

Similar to "dropping a duece". Its where you sit down on the toilet to have a poo , but it may take awhile, so you typically bring in work to do like a laptop or a book or magazine; and since you don't want to divuldge that you're crapping when someone calls you, you tell them that you're having a sit-down meeting instead.

"Hey Dude, how's it going?"
"Cool, man. I'm just having a sit-down meeting and I'll call you back."

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