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What Minnesota Twins fan call the White Sox. There jerseys are black, and white, and they stink like shit.
"The Minnesota Twins are going to own the weak ass Chicago White Skunks in 2009."
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While you are fucking a girl, take a shit on the floor. Once your are ready to cum, nut up her back creating a skunk streak. Then grab her ankles and pull her off the bed through the fresh steamy shit, making her belly brown.
After dinner last night I made that bitch a brown bellied skunk.
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The dignified act of deliberately having sex against a womans will on her period in order to displace the blood sodden tampon into the lower uteras, thus causing it to lodge and rot, mongering a heavily oderous demeaner
1. "DO you smell that shit, that bitch must be skunk housing!
2.That ho has a skunk up in her...shes skunk-housed.
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Black widow is a type of skunk
Black widow is one of the most expensive types of bud
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a person who pushes their e.t.a further and further back until they end up not coming to that social event at all
a time skunk probably doesn't value or respect your time
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"You're a skunk pussy albatross"
"Get away from me you skunk pussy albatross"
Emma1: "Oh my Emma he was such a skunky pussy albatross!"
Emma2 "Yes indeed Emma he certainly was a skunk pussy albatross!"
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When you get so drunk people can smell you from 10 feet away, sometimes your so drunk you can't even speak and your memory becomes ridiculously bad.
Marcelo: Here's the $20 i owe you
(pulls out his wallet)
Drake:thanks
(5 seconds later)
Marcelo: Ohh i gotta give you that $20
(pulls out his wallet)
Marcelo: What the hell happened to my $20
Drake: Your filthy skunk drunk you damn juice bag
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