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What is given when a girl falls asleep before any sexual activity can occur.
Tony: Dude, how did it go in the bedroom with the girl from the bar?
Mav: It started pretty well, she told me to go get a condom and when I came back she was fast asleep
Tony: So she gave you a sleep job.
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To fall asleep, usually without warning in a social situation.
spicer really needs to cut down on his social sleeping
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When one pretends to be asleep in order to refrain from doing something such as but not limited to Taking out the garbage, doing the dishes, walking the dog, or vacuuming.
Greg: Joe, why do you look so tired?
Joe: Because I decided to feign sleep in order to not walk the dog and ended up falling asleep at 6PM then woke up at 12AM and couldn't fall back asleep.
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To "get an inch of sleep" refers to, plainly, getting a little bit of sleep. The term was made popular by the ever-enlightening, world renowned scientologist, Jacqui.
"Guys, shut the hell up, I can't get an inch of sleep with you people screaming!"
*fart noise*
*next morning*
"I didn't get an inch of sleep last night!"
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When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.
I was way too drunk to sit on my hand for 20 minutes so I used the sleeping friend.
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A more casual / slang term for Sexsomnia.
Performing sexual acts with oneself or another while sleeping. These actions are performed without any conscious control and are commonly completely unknown to the individual upon waking up.
"I had the worst case of Sleep-Dick last night... my girlfriend tried to make me stop but she couldn't wake me up."
Guy 1: "She said it happened again last night..."
Guy 2: "Sleep-Dick?"
Guy 1: "Totally..."
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1. -Noun- One who texts so much that they will unconsciously text someone.
-Usually a mix of nonsense words strung together or even random letters
Ah zombue slpxisnon not mnys faukmlt
^^Prime Example of a Sleep Texter's Message^^
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