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This is an especially cruel prank to play on somebody. Though there are few documented instances of somebody performing a brown sock attack, it has happened. Party A defecates into a large sock, preferably a tube sock. After the sock is weighted down with the fecies inside, Party A ties a knot near the secrtion of the sock that is occupied by the fecies. At this point, Party A proceeds to spin the sock around (holding it by the clean side of course) and smacks Party B (who is most likely drunk and/or passed out) across the face.
Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.
Yeah so Bob was being a dick the other day so I decided to give him a brown sock. When he wasn't looking I loaded up one of his tube socks and cracked him across the face with it. Oh the hilarity that ensued.
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Term used by U.S. Navy Sailors who pull a sock over their penis, begin to masturbate, and ejaculate into the sock.
I heard Petty Officer Evers making sock babies last night.
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When you put carrots in a sock with a ball for your dog to chew.
Hey hows that Carrot sock working? Great
A old crusty used tube sock that a male ejaculates into while masturbating. Originated on the SW side of Chicago in describing a person's demeanor and or appearance.
"That nasty hood rat reminds me of a cicero sock".
"Don't touch that, thats my cicero sock" !!!
When a guy masturbates inside of a sock as to catch the semen.
I walked in on Jack the other day when he was giving himself a sock lizard.
When one is wearing both a white sock on one foot and a black sock on the other.
Dude, my laundry wasn't finished before school this morning, so I'm stuck with oreo socks.
Slang term for Condoms, Durex
I thought of this name or description for condoms the other night whilst my stepson bought himself some for a night out with the ladies!!
I need too pick up some Schlong socks before i meet this girl, better safe then sorry!!