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Pop Rocks with soda

The most delicious way to die.

Nobody saw her after she ate Pop Rocks with soda

by purplepaws January 24, 2022


soda pop 12$

soda pop now only 12$ buy no

12$ soda pop soda pop 12$ oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yum yum yum oh yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by Sin and con May 1, 2022


and i got the soda

i want someone to buy this on a shirt

so like yeah <3 and i got the soda

by Gh00stG0rl December 2, 2020


soda room

A group of extremely sus people

'Those people are a soda room'

by FunchyWunchyUwU May 27, 2022


Catholic Soda

Beer

Think I am going to head down to the parish festival and crush a couple Catholic sodas tonight.

by PeterSandwich October 13, 2023


Fraudka Soda

The class of seltzer beverages that are branded as vodka soda in a can. Many are actually just malt liquor classed up in nice packaging. Often, they are priced significantly higher than an more potent bottle of vodka and soda water.

Chad: Yo brosef, en route in Dad's Wagoneer. Just ripped a touch and go at the packy to pick up a twelver of hard seltzers. I'll need a Jackson from you to cover your half.

Thad: The chicks at Sconset Beach are gonna love us. Claws up!

Brad: Bros, I bought bottle of Tito's, six cans of soda water, and bag of limes for $18 that will get 10 of us toasty. Those $40 Fraudka Sodas won't even get you two buzzed.

by JCDUD December 1, 2020


soda-stretcher

A simple method of both saving money on "flavored fizzy" and quenching your thirst better on extra-hot days. What you do is save a two-or-three-liter plastic soda-bottle after you empty it, and then pour in half the soda from a freshly-opened bottle of da same size. Then fill both bottles the rest of the way with drinking-water . Now you'll have twice as much liquid libation for about the same price as just one bottle, plus it will seem wetter and more refreshing, and the drink's milder flavor will help you feel "filled up" more quickly.

Raising your children to not have an excessively "sweet tooth" is a good idea just "in and of itself", of course, but it also has great advantages whenever you employ the "soda-stretcher" technique on hot days, since your kids will already be accustomed to blander-tasting beverages by that time, and so they will probably not feel particularly dissatisfied with your "watered-down" concoction.

by QuacksO August 30, 2018