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To be used whenever you see a Sonic fan make a funny Sonic joke.
(funny can be swapped out for other words.)
Sonic fan: funny sonic meme.
non Sonic fan: quite the funny of sonic
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A voraphile, most likely groomed an entire group of minors. Extremely into anal vore. Probably a hardcore furry, yet homophobic as hell. Overall disgusting.
It was not only me who was groomed by sonic boom thegriffinfoxhybrid. There were many others, including one who had been talking to him since he was 7.
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When the music in a film or video game is louder than the dialogue.
This movie has sonic adventure 2 syndrome
The most rigged mobile Sonic game for mobile devices.
Guy 1: Hey have you played Sonic Forces: Speed Battle?
Guy 2: oh you mean that rigged game? Totally...
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When you and the homies gather together for the night and take it in turns pumping eachothers ass whilst saying various quotes from the sonic adventure 2 cutscene sequences.
Dage4 Is The Ultimate Sonic Adventure 2 Master!
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A song created by Animation Domination High-Def and published to YouTube on July 28, 2014.
Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog:
Science defines Sonic the Hedgehog
Runs six feet per second, but is nearly blind
Sonic the Hedgehog
Hedgehogs get cancer and rabies
Hedgehogs eat their own babies
Hedgehogs defecate while they run fa-ee-ast!
When hedgehogs find poop, they put it in their mouths
Mix it with saliva till lips a-foam
Then rub it on themselves
Science doesn't know why they do this
Why would a hedgehog do this?
They eat shit and then rub it on their ba-ee-acks!
Sonic's got a lot of pals
Cats, bats, rabbits, frogs
His best friend is Tails the Fox
But foxes eat hedgehogs
Knuckles is an echidna
They can't fly, don't have a punching claw
But they're known for having a four-headed dick
It's the only one like it
Scientifically accurate!
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Someone (female) who's short but runs fast like sonic
Khadiza's mile time is 8min 36sec, but she's less than 5 feet! She runs like sonic!
Oh man look at that midget go! She runs like sonic!
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