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The sound your mom makes in bed

When your father and mother have a sexual intercourse.

The sound your mom makes in bed:
Mom: AhhhhHhhHh~
Dad: Ngh~
Mom: OH YEAH DADDY~
Dad: You like that~
Mom: Yes~ Daddy~ Harder~
Dad: You look so hot right now~
Mom: AhHH~
Dad: *cums*

by Big.Brain.Loser May 10, 2022


sounds like my friday night

A come-back line in a conversation when someone complains or tells you something they're struggling with.

Karen: I'm not looking forward to going to the doctor. He always asks me to take my top off and his hands are always cold!
Justin: Sounds like my Friday night!

slmfn can also be used.

by jdpitt13 December 17, 2013

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Sounds like a you problem

A normal quote that elise does not own

β€œSounds like a you problem”
β€œThat’s my quote”
β€œYou didn’t make itπŸ’€β€

by .eliseeehaterrr April 7, 2021

10πŸ‘ 79πŸ‘Ž


Sounds like a porno I watched

Similar to "That's what she said" and "Sounds like my first time".

Person: "It was so hot the other day."

Person 2: "Sounds like a porno I watched."

by Igiveyoubassss January 24, 2012

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.

Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

by Blomjenny November 12, 2007

84πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


that's the sound your mother made last night

originated from SNL when sean connery said it to trebek. can be used to any sound that could be sexual.

Trebek: What sound do dogs make?
Sean Connery: Moo
Trebek: No.
Sean Connery: But that's the sound your mother made last night!

by trebeeeeek May 23, 2009

24πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Yeah sure, sounds really good, okay

A passive-aggressive response to an annoying person, usually a customer or co-worker.

Customer: I can't believe I have to pay extra for guac!
Employee: Yeah sure, sounds really good, okay.

by #Farmers_Tan February 2, 2017

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž