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The worst of the worst. Steam users will relentlessly downvote your review into oblivion if you so much as criticize their favorite game, but will upvote inside jokes and other garbage "reviews" that don't help people out at all. If you base your purchases off Steam reviews you may just be a retard.
If you decide not to recommend a game, you must provide a 10 paragraph essay about why you don't like the game and you have to still kiss the game's ass the whole time and downplay any frustrations you might have, lest you succumb to the wrath of the Steam hordes. This strict mob mentality is not applied if you decide to recommend a game, then you can write damn near anything and get upvotes.
Typical steam review recommendation system:
207 out of 215 people found this review helpful:
I made a cowboy go into space and shoot the moon 10/10! RECOMMENDED!
Meanwhile your review:
2 out of 100 people found this review helpful:
This game was ok, but had some flaws and here's why.... reviewer talks at length why he didn't like the game in a fair manner
4👍 2👎
To shit or fart on your partners crab infested pubes.
"I totally farted on that dudes junk during a lap dance and gave him Steamed Crabs."
1👍 1👎
The shit you take after eating spicy ass Chinese food
Oh god I ate way too much Panda Kung pao I feel a steam dragon brewing!)
2👍 2👎
When ur boyfriend farts on your vagina and it cuts through your vagina lips
Me and my boyfriend were cuddling in bed and I was the big spoon and he left me a mean steam clever
1👍 1👎
This is an Army term involving the "Belleville" boot and how to shine said boot. You must first drop trow and poop out a perfect turd log into your hand and then shine your boots with the fecal matter.
Friend 1: "Formation is in 30 minutes and my boots are cruddy!"
Friend 2: "No problem, a steaming belleville will fix that in no time"
3👍 7👎
an act performed while a member of the opposite sex performs oral sex and actually blows on your penis like a breathilizer test casuing a burning sensation that runs through your penis.
"krisitn really has a habit of blowing steam."
3👍 7👎
A very cold Dead Body, releasing steam. Therefore, it must be... Steaming Corpse!
Ahh!
See: Kadaver, dead body, Nasty
I was clubbed so hard, that i became a steaming corpse, in seconds.
5👍 15👎