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n. Aging British rock band fans who need wheelchairs and similar mobility assists to get around at the concerts.
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Did you get up close to see The Who at Desert Trip?
No. I tried to get to the stage but I kept tripping over all the rolling stoners on their electric scooters.
Just as well man. They kind of suck.
A random assortment of food prepared and eatin by a stoned individual. these items were chosen by the stoner for consumption based on their amount of effort to achieve. This assortment of food may include as as rediculous as items as the following: carrot raisen muffin, beef jerky, string cheese, and pickles.
Dude im so high, im down for a stoner meal, alright man lets see whats in the fridge.
A person who is normally always high, uses all natural earth like products and foods, and enjoys earth dances when the sun rises and sets.
The granola stoner was up at 6am dancing with the sun rise and smoking his weed.
The Stoner Army is an organization that fights for stoner rights. Originally a group of web-cam chatters, this community has grown to become a part of the movement to legalize marijuana.
Their homepage is stonerarmy.org
"The Stoner Army needs you!"
When you are so high, you google a word or phrase to find out what it means only to find it does not exist, thus creating a new word or phrase.
Dude, Trump totally stoner bologna'd "covfefe".
A long winded story telling and/or rant while under the influence of some mind altering substance. Usually difficult to comprehend unless you are stoned, or happen to know said ranter.
Jessica had a stoner tangent when she was so high she couldn't remember when she started talking.
The act of burning the hair on your pointer finger while attempting to light a bowl of Marijuana.
Ouch! I burned my finger. Ah dude, you totally just got The Stoner's Haircut!