Jamaican Taco

When one takes a hit of a joint, performs cunnilingus on a woman, then, after giving the woman proper satisfaction, comes up and exhales.

Joe: Man, I was at this sweet party and I totally gave this girl a Jamaican Taco.

Steve: A what?

Joe: Dude, look it up on Urban Dictionary.

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Penis Taco

When you lay your penis in the crack of someones ass stimulating a taco. It can be a hard shell or a soft shell depending on the person.

guy 1: Yea dude me and ur mom were making some penis tacos last night
guy 2: Eww man that's my mom ur talking about
guy 1: they were hard tacos
guy 2: ahhhhhhh!!!

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glossy taco

A thick layer of clear, glossy nail polish as a top coat

“For my manicure, I finished it with a glossy taco”

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sloppy taco

(Sex Move) during sex when a man is almost to climax he pulls out and releases his load on the womans vagina lips.
thus the sloppy taco.

Man: ooooh that feels so good.
Woman: Oh my god
Man: (splooge) yah! all over your cooch you whore.
Woman: not another sloppy taco.

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taco meat

nappy, black, balled up hairs, which resemble crumbled ground beef. Can be in the "kitchen" or on any part of the body.

when i get a perm, all this taco meat will be fried, dyed, and laid to the side.

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pink tacos

A slang provacitive term for a girls clit, cunt, etc. you name it. Originally derived from eating the great mexican traditional food, which is just as joyful as the girl.

Dude: i went to a party last night and met up with that girl.

Man: Did you feast on some choice pink taco?

Dude: ya man

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Taco Hammer

A Penis. Yes, a penis.

Screan screamed in terror when I pulled out my thick purple Taco Hammer.

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