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swampy taint

A taint so unwashed it resembles the scummy bottom of a neglectful fifth grader's fishbowl

I had to stop eating Jessica's ass due to her swampy taint

by willhop_onmydick December 2, 2015

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Paint the Taint

The act of a man pulling his cock out just before orgasm and ejaculating on a woman's crotch, coating it from pussy to ass.

Just as I was about to cum I felt the need to paint the taint so I pulled out and sprayed her crotch with a ferocity and volume I have never known before.

by Kip Derringer February 26, 2019

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funky taint

A bad smell, stain, taste or similar. so bad that it draws up vomit to the back of your throte, and makes you dry-wretch.

omg that smells like shit man! you has got the funky taint.

by Bernard p November 13, 2007

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taint smell

The smell of the taint. Do all taints smell the same?

A:What's that taint smell in here?

B: The taint smell? That would be my sneakers. Sorry.

A: hey bruh bruh, it smells like sweaty sack in here.

B: smells just like my taint!

A: cool!

by Sniffsniff July 27, 2014

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taint sauce

when something is annoying, worse than weak sauce and smells like taint.

why are you always late to work u fucking taint sauce...

by JayFon August 12, 2011

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Taint-Slide

The act of rubbing ones gouch.

When he bent over I gave him a Taint-slide.

by MisBehav3n July 19, 2011

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jager tainting

To pour jager on your taint

Stephen Colbert made up the word Jager Tainting

by Thready Sparrow June 3, 2010

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