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The act of sitting on one's non-dominant hand for 20 minutes or until it is numb, then using that hand to beat off or give someone a hand job. Similar to The Stranger, but using the non-dominant hand (i.e. left hand if you are right-handed and vice versa).
I'm a little sick, but it's nothing that a beer and
a quick substitute teacher can't fix.
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1. An old retard that can't hear. Someone who's name happens to be Mrs. G. or Mrs. Greene. Someone who freaks out when you call her and whisper scare crow into the phone.
2. Also a fat retarded loser who is a pizza faced bitch.
Mrs. G. the substitute teacher is a fat pizza faced loser who can't hear me yelling at her.
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A stupid bitch that's trying to turn everyone vegan.
Did you hear about THAT VEGAN TEACHER attacking Minecraft YouTubers?
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The flabby underarms that flap when teachers write on the chalkboard.
Mrs. B’s teacher wings kept blowing my papers on the floor.
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teachers pet-a person who is annoying as heck usually named Bella
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the hopeless giving in of a teacher to student misbehavior rather than exerting the energy it would take to gain back control of the class
The students could sense teacher defeat was just moments away so they redoubled their obnoxious tomfoolery to push the poor lady over the edge in order to have 2o minutes free time at the end of the period
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Someone who has a sexual/romantic fetish, or complex for teachers/professors. They are usually in high school or college, and they would much rather sleep with, say their English teacher/professor than the head cheerleader or Quarterback on the football team. They do well in class, and try extremely hard to please their teacher of interest. Many, however, tend to go out with teachers, and marry them after they're done with school. They like someone who is mature, is in a position of power, and is usually older than themselves.
Lizzie: Hey, Molly. Why are you staring at Mr. Thomas?
Molly: He's sooo HOT! I love a mature man of authority...
Lizzie: Eww... He's old enough to be your father!
Molly: I don't care! I sooo want to read Chaucer with him, and suck his dick... He's sooo intelligent, and I would do anything for him! His classes are sooo interesting...
Lizzie: Girl, you are sooo a teacher's pet...
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