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music that people have claimed make you smarter, but is just really annoying overrated trumpet crap.
"hey! did you download Symphony No. 7 to your iPod?!?!"
"CLASSICAL MUSIC?!?!!? D:<"
*pulls out gun*.
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Basically, it’s “white people music” that any hood nigga would let you play on the aux.
“Yo, u don’t mind I out on fireflys, do you?”
“Nigga, that’s a certified hood classic, tf you mean “do I mind”. PLAY THAT SHIT, nigga!”
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A stupid white girl who absolutely adores Starbucks, wears uggs even in summertime, can not get enough of nash grier's blue eyes even though he's a dick. She is also consumed with her looks and usually will put people down or purposely annoy the shit out of them. The perfect image of a classic white girl is a Caucasian female wearing a pink crop top that says some stupid phrase like "you got a bae or nah" with a white tank top underneath, black lulu lemon yoga pants, a Starbucks in one hand, phone in the other and grey wool ugg boots and short mixed blonde hair. She also is failing math because she "can't even"
White girl: omg you have to try this new Starbucks drink it's literally so delish, totally worth fifteen dollars. Oh my god I can't even!
Me: shut the fuck up you worthless classic white girl, there's other places to get a goddamned iced coffee!
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Noun- one who let's an obsession over a high school boyfriend dictate the way they treat those around him. This creature is notoriously deceptive and conspires with a fellow mean girl to torture her ex's new love.
Amanda banana is a classic mean girl bc she can't get over her ex, a man she does not even want for her own.
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anything that has this quote will be a classic.
man 1: yo have you listen to this song
man 2: no why are you making me keep hering this wack songs man
man 1: but this is a certified hood classic
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is the rare occurrence when you are blessed enough to both burp and fart at the same time.
Shit! Washing down that double beef and bean burrito with Coca Cola gave me the Double Pipe Classic! Most men are only lucky enough to have that but a few times in their life.
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The G.A.S stands for "Green Apple Splatters" Classical G.A.S is much like normal "Green Apple Splatters" only it is experienced whilest listening to classical music.
Man, I had the worst case of G.A.S last night so I put on my beethoven CD to make it a classical G.A.S session
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