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Grab your dick, squeeze it hard, and go very fast.
Hey baby, next time you send me a video, can you go Lightning McQueen fast.
Time saved when pausing a dvr recording.
Oshit we're all out of fast forward equity now we have to watch a stupid commercial
FFF is when every day for this month you masturbate until you can ejaculate. You time how long it took to ejaculate and at the end of the month you compare and look for the fastest time you can ejaculate. Basically a speedrun to cum.
Person 1: Dude, you know it's Fast Fap February, how fast did you cum?
Person 2: It took me 20 seconds
Person 1: Damn it took me 5 minutes
Gratification of a deeper need, but neither nourishing nor filling. Causes regret, self-loathing and massive weight gain in the long run.
Dang, the last three jerks I dated turned into fast food relationships. I gotta detox or something.
Not eating all day prior to going to dinner at Chef Mickey's all you can eat buffet at Disney World.
Since we are going to Chef Mickey's today I'll have to chef mickey's fast so that I can stuff my face later.
McDonalds- Crappy burgers, good shakes, and amazing fries.
Burger King- Amazing burgers, good shakes, crappy fries.
Wendy’s- Crappy Burgers, Crappy Shakes, Crappy fries
What’s your favorite fast food restaurant
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stopping at a fast food restaraunt and eating while steering with your knee
we stopped and got a burrito and because we were in hurry, my dad had to pull a fast food steer.
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