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Luck issue

When you’ve been waiting for something to spawn in a game for an extended period of time, but it hasn’t.

Person 1: I’ve been running at this wall for over an hour and nothing has spawned. This game sucks.

Person 2: Luck issue.

by Atomic_9602 May 14, 2022


Vegas kid issues

When a kid's parents spend all their money gambling so don't have any money to spend on their kid

"That kid never goes anywhere or has any money"
"Yeah, talk about Vegas kid issues"

by Terranovator December 28, 2022


butler issues

Issues similar to mommy issues or daddy issues, but specifically an attraction to those who show affection in an overly polite way, and who show affection using acts of service. (One of the five love languages.) Many people with butler issues have had trauma regarding others lacking kindness or doing things for them. An attraction to gloves or hands is also often found in many people with butler issues. An attraction to elegant fashion, especially suits or tuxedos, is also usually prevalent.

She had clear butler issues, since the only mildly attractive thing about him was the way he did things for her at her beck and call.

by yeeyeeeyeofatiger January 2, 2021


monumental skill issue

a snide remark used to suggest that the root cause of a problem lies with the incompetence / lack of skill of the person expressing said problem.

This phrase elevates the more commonly known "skill issue" and is guarantee to cause whomever you use this phrase upon to burst a blood vessel.

it is often used cheekily and ironically in response to situations where the problem genuinely lies outside of the person's control, for the purposes of trolling.

see also: BM; toxic

'Monumental skill issue being defined'
'it's impossible to fight against these players with their pay-to-win equipment that kills us in one hit. i think their stats need to be balanced.'
'sounds like a monumental skill issue'
'Usually worse than skill issue'
The Tim wanted me to scarce you comes from the derived term skill issue usually meaning that the person who has a skill issue is worse than a skill issue it is then become a monumental skill issue'

by _soul_ June 29, 2023