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barrell full of monkeys

When a group of men stand in a circle to jerk each other off, you stroke the guy to the right while cupping the guy to the left of you, therefore your arms are bent like that of a plastic monkey from barrell full of monkeys

Dude, you know frat boys sit around jerking one another looking like a barrell full of monkeys

by toadpuss May 23, 2011


Kentucky Double Barrel

when one male is peeing into a urinal or toilet and another guy pees into the same toilet in between the other guy's legs

Bruh, there's only one toilet and both of us can't hold it. We gotta Kentucky Double Barrel this mofo.

by Dr. D the man September 28, 2016


red barrel awareness

Has a video game sensibility. A) Used to describe someone who can start playing a video game at more than 'novice' level, due to extensive experience playing video games. B) Could also be used to describe someone whose video game sensibility stretches into the real world to a degree that is somewhat comical or absurd, or who chooses to describe people and events as if they are game characters or targets.

The word comes from the fact that gamers automatically understand that a red barrel in a video game will explode when shot.

A) This is his first time playing, but we shouldn't go easy on him. He has extensive red barrel awareness.

B) I noticed his red barrel awareness when he briefly considered driving between the cars in the traffic ahead of him, since it would only cause minor damage, and the car would still be drivable. I was scared.

by Spillpickle July 27, 2015


Double Barrel Shotgun

When a lady is giving head to 2 guys at the same time with both cocks in her mouth. Both guys "co-jizz" in her mouth at the same time (making a "shotgun" effect at the point of explosion). Then both of the men pull out and yell, SHOTGUN BITCH!!

Dude me and my boy totally took this chick home from the bar last night and fucking double barrel shotgun that hoe!! She was coughing up our man juice for at least an hour after.

by Peter Neversoft November 1, 2009

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Texas Barrel Smoker

A drunken redneck who blows his fellow cowboys in the Black-Angus parking lot in exchange for warm cans of Hamms.

Jess had only lived in Texas one year after being released from prison, but already had a reputation with the Houston truckers social circle as being the local texas barrel smoker.

by Jess Hogan December 1, 2003

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Cunt in a fucking barrel

When you're so wasted on either nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy or alcohol, or cocaine, that you feel 'like a cunt in a fucking barrel'.

In other words, extreme claustrophobia, the mother of all bad trips. In other words, smoking too many of the Jeffrey.

John: So what did you think of the party last night?
Freddie: Dude, I still feel 'like a cunt in a fucking barrel'. Pass me the shotgun!

by Laokung May 31, 2011

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sick dog barrels

Used as a substitute for "cool", "awesome", "wicked" & mostly used by violent, alcoholic head chefs.

Bro 1: "Bro! I just did a frontside 360 heelflip!"
Bro 2: "Sick dog barrels!"
Bro 1: "What?"
Bro 2: "Sick dog barrels!"
Bro 1: "Right...."
Bro 2: "Sick dog barrels!"
Bro 1: "Shut up."

by manllama November 22, 2011

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