european slang/saying for "something went wrong"
i failed my test and crunched my nan bruh
i got caught stealing something and crunched my nan
a healthy breakfast cereal with zucchini and rutabaga.
Hey mom can you pour me a bowl of zoodabega crunch? I'm late for school!
A workout where you clench your anus repeatedly to build stronger butthole muscles
Thomas accidentally let another fart slip out in class today. He should start doing 30 sphincter crunches every morning to build a stronger ass core.
The act of proving someone wrong. Especially after they have argued with you and you are RIGHT!!!!
Man, I really gave Daniel the face crunch when he argued there was never an escalator on the first floor of the Pavilions by Maggiano's.
When you are laying in bed or sitting on the couch and a dog steps on part of your body mercilessly.
I was having a great dream until my dog crunch pawed my nutsack.
The act of kicking someone from an Xbox or PS4 party.
"BLAH BLAH HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LOL GUYS REVIVE ME I HAVE THE RAYGUN"
"Cinnamon Toast Crunch"
british insult towards americans implying fishy smelling genitalia
"You're being such a tuna crunch!"