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McDonald's Decker

Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any McDonald's owned corporate or affiliated franchise restaraunt location.

After eating 3 Big Mac's, 2 McDouble's and a McChicken, I went to the womens room and took a vicious McDonald's Decker.

by McDonalds Dude (M.D.) March 7, 2011

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McDonald WiFi

When you have crappy WiFi.

Kevin: Bruh, this school WiFi is taking me forever to join Kahoot
Kelly: Right! The school has McDonald Wifi
Kevin: I'm hip

by Kira Kellz December 3, 2017

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Ronald McDonald

(1.) Lovable mascot of the McDonald's fast-food restaurant chain. Fondly remembered for selflessly providing food and fun to thousands of squalling brats (myself included). Known to have had the Magic.

(2.) Quietly assassinated in 1997 by order of the Health Nazis. The incident was quickly hushed up and the clown replaced with an android replica, which was subsequently reprogrammed to advocate "healthy" activities in the hopes of pacifying Herr Nader.

(3.) Popular target of jokes which were never even remotely funny.

(1.) Yeah, I remember Ronald McDonald. Nice, good-natured guy, good with the kids. Could do some damn good party tricks, lemme tell ya...

(2.) Down with the Nanny-State! Up with personal accountability! Remember Ronald McDonald!

(3.) Ronld McDnld=p3d0! LOL!

by Christopher the 43rd October 24, 2007

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McDonalds Military

Low rank overweight American Soldiers raised on burgers and videogames that think they are fighting for freedom, when all they are really doing is protecting American corporate interests.

Who's that tubby guy in camouflage?

That's Chuck

Why's he beating up that Arabic guy?

He's protecting the American way of life dude! Soldiers can't all be helping with peacekeeping. Somebody's just got to kick ass!

Oh, he's in the McDonalds Military. I thought he was a bit too fat to be important

by 9 - 5 pacifist March 5, 2012

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McDonald's Style

Another way of saying "I'm loving it." Can be used as a standalone or as an add-on to "I'm loving it."

Example 1

K$: I wanted to break up with my girl, so I invited another chick I'm kind of interested in hooking up with to go to our 1 year anniversary dinner.

Jay: I thought she had made a reservation for 2 at Morimoto?

K$: Yea, I called up and had them bump it to 3.

Jay: Wasn't the reservation under her name?

K$: Right.

Jay: McDonald's style.

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Example 2

Jen: I got a new haircut, what do you think?

Sue: I'm lovin' it McDonald's style!

by His Majesty the King January 26, 2011

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Heart of McDonalds

Working the Grill at McDonalds

Yeah, I was back flipping burgers, right in the heart of McDonalds.

by Mikelsva April 27, 2006

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Ronald McDonald

1. An advertising symbol for the McDonald's corporation, consisting of a red-headed clown that is friendly to children.
2. What the Ronald McDonald House is named after.
3. A hate fetish for college age neo-Marxist fruitcakes. See "McSpotlight".

"Looks like the protestors broke into a McDonald's restaurant and hanged a Ronald McDonald statue from a tree again."

by DrCruel December 29, 2005

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