Rip off your girl's weave, cum in it and slap it back on her head.
Girl, I was so mad. He gave me the mop and it he didn't even put my weave back on straight.
A dance that is to retarded that it’s fire
Trey: you heart about the mop
Jay: that dance that everybody be doing at my school.
A Monster Mop is a ugly chick you keep on the side to help you clean up all your messes. She won't mind.
I messed up again but luckily i still got the monster mop.
A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.
I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.
A Meep Mop is a traditional song sung by the Little Snus. Scientists proved that the origin of the song was somewhere around 1833 and in parts of what is now Northern California.
"Hi! Hows that one little song go?" "I said a Meep Mop A Meepy to the Mop!"
A rhetorical question similar to “Does a bear shit in the woods” or “Is an elephant heavy”. Used by THE US Air Force, especially by NCO’s.
“Hey man, are you drinking this weekend?”
“Shittt, does an airman mop the floor?”