Your mum

A fat shit that makes the family dog lick peanut butter off of her

Situation: Two roadman talking to eachother

The son: "Bruuuuuuv, the new teacher reminds me of someone... shes Peng you know"
Friend: "Shes not that hot shes actually bare ugly innit"
The son: "Shut up blud that's my future girl you're talkin about"
Friend: "Nah you shut up you Dunno what you're talkin 'bout innit"
The son: "Shut up before I smack you to that corner shop run by my G Raheem's dad yeah, I'll blow up your house like I did with Bilaals house .they didn't even have insurance I hope you do"

(Pause)

Friend: "Your mum"

(Son instantly dies)

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Your mum

Someone who has been on top of everyone in yiur city

"Goddamn i love your mum"

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Your Mum

A term used to answer/retaliate to any question or insult thrown at you.

Do you think Gordon Brown is a good enough leader for Britain?

...your mum.

I swear you are as ugly as you are fat.

...your mum.

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leytons mum

absolute fucking milf mith huge mother milkers

oh yh you knoe leytons mum shes a right fitty

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james mum

James mum is a blonde woman that walks around with two massive cocks in here mouth

James mum likes cocks in here mouth

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that sucks mum

if something 'sucks mum' it is simply very bad.

Steve: Hey wanna have sex?
Paul: Nah I cant ive gotta go melon shopping with mary
Steve: Awww that sucks mum
Paul: Yeah i no

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reece’s mum

Fucking somebody named Reece’s mother until she is either dead, disabled or hospitalised

Last night I went and saw Reece’s mum

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