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Mustard Footlong

oh boy boy
hot a dog beats and weanie steamy nothing hot
mustard footlong up little dingle stadium oughta a this dong jazz
is good weaner now lookin a that

Who asked? Mustard Footlong didn't.

by December 18, 2020


munge mustard

A mustard mucus like substance from a decaying munged body.

After losing the brutal munge session, Jim was left with the psychostench of munge mustard on his mustache.

by Psychostench February 23, 2024


Pimp Mustard

A ignorant person that resembles a shrew who has an unhealthy obsession with Easy Mac. Furthermore, they stalk lonely accountants in their vast amount of spare time.

Geez that Julia Hume... her adorable nose reminds me of some slutty pimp mustard i saw on the weekend.

slut easy mac accountant ryan bruce

by mavt10 May 15, 2011


Mustard piss

What comes out of a mustard bottle when you forget to shake it first

I got mustard piss on my hotdog because I forgot to shake the bottle first.

by Boingoboi August 17, 2018


dijion mustard gas

the chemical reaction of mustard gas and play-doh used to restore the enviroment

it works

i am dropping a dijion mustard gas in 3 2 1

by big Zebop November 12, 2020


touch the mustard

-General whorish behaviour

This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.

Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.

1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"

2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"

by this name isn't actually real December 18, 2010


Mustard Box

A 5-15 year old car that isn't quite shitty enough to be called a shitbox, and isn't economical enough to be a ecobox.

"Greg bought himself a mustard box, he fell in love with that thing. It's a 2004 VW Passat"

by Arionio March 7, 2013