When you are about to nut and you spit on her back and she turns around and you cum all over her face.
I did the wizards trick on my bitch last night
When you jack a dick off as hard and vigorously that the tip goes a worrying shade of crimson.
I jacked my tinder date off after taking a preworkout shake and man, I gave that guy a crimson wizard with the strength it evoked
A male who thinks that he is a wizard but he isn't because he always gets his male genitalia caught in his zipper.
Austin: Dude I'm such a wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.
A form of “blading”, or inline skating, in which large wheels are connected by a solid metal frame. The sport is quite similar to slalom skating, but with one crucial difference. By identifying themselves as “wizards”, the wizards exclude witches. This has a double meaning, slalom skaters use witches cones, and wizard skaters are insecure middle aged men who are worried they will be perceived as participating in a “woman’s” sport. Despite the misogyny the products themselves are very expensive.
Hey, want to go wizard blading?
Sorry I can’t come wizard blading, because I’m a witch.
I’m the daughter of the witches the wizard bladers didn’t burn.
Did you know Wiz Khalifa is short for "Wizard California???"
When a man uses his erect penis as a toy wand and casts spells while expelling semen.
"Oh daddy give me a wizard supreme"
"Expecto Patronus!"
To assist a wizardly type in any way. From carrying their bag, lending them your jumper, sharpening their wizard stick. But not any ordinary person can become z wizards assistant... You don;t choose this career..it chooses you! A wizard Assistant is a very stressful role... it even comes with its own anthem ' Wiiiiz Wizzzz Wizzzard Assistant'
Oh my god your so helpful Luke, You must be a wizard assistant!
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