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An act of kindness intended to intercept a sexually inappropriate act performed by a responsible peer. Often considered "cock blocking".
A nationally accredited program at SUNY Brockport. Most commonly performed by jealous bitties.
Jenna: How was last night?
Mike: Great until I was about to get it in, and her stupid fat friend eagle checked my shit!
Jenna: What a cock blocker!
"I was walking down the street and saw a rape goin down so I eagle checked that mother fucker. I guess you could call me a hero."
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An oversized check in either physical dimensions or proscribed currency valuation.
The nomenclature originates from the idea that movie stars typically receive a lump-sum payment for their appearence in motion pictures.
Also, the large not truly designed to be a negotiable financial instrument, you see them handed out to golf tournament champions or lottery winners, but surely some feebly minded bearers have attempted to cash or deposit the corpulent check and its corresponding amount.
"Dubbs, you better write me that motherfucking movie check you owe me."
"I've been cutting grandma's grass for the past three months, that bitch better cut me a big fat movie check, pronto."
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The act of proving your superiority over another male by replying to his dick pic with a picture of your own larger penis, directing all homosexual blame onto the other male for being a dicklet. Only works if the picture you send is, in fact, your own penis, AND if your penis is noticeably larger. Successfully chad checking someone removes all faggotry associated with sending another male a dick pic.
Chad 1: Bro some fag tried to be edgy and sent me a dick pic, so I chad checked his ass
Chad 2: Haha what a fuckin beta, nice bro
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checking your dick, to see if it stinks of cheese, before getting a chick to suck you off.
man, kelly is gonna suck me off in an hour, best do a cheese check to see how bad it is.
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A ring check is quickly glancing at the fingers of potential girls (or guys, I suppose) to see if they're already spoken for.
You should be looking for a wedding ring or an engagement ring. Though lack of a ring doesn't mean they're single, at least there might be some hope for you.
Guy: "Damn, she's hot. I'm gonna ask her out."
Friend: "Don't bother, I just did a ring check - she's married."
Guy: "Oh well..."
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The act of discretely inspecting a woman for foul vaginal odor before engaging in intercourse, preformed by hugging her, and slipping the finger in the pussy from behind, then pulling her close (as if to be romantic) placing her head on your shoulder, and the inserted finger to your nose while sniffing without her noticing.
Damn man I was about to pound this bitch out so I did the SNIFF CHECK and she was good to go.
Omg !! I was Messing with this cocola last night and did the sniff check it was putrid! I had to kick her out.
Yo i did the sniff check on this chick and almost threw up! she asked me what was wrong so I stuck my finger up her nose and she gagged!! I told her: this is you!!!!
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