A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office
Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.
crust tossers are people who are lower on the evolutionary scale. They drive big trucks, and they are usually young men. They carry little Cesar’s pizza, and throw the crust at you. Crust tossers are creepy, and come with an unsettling vibe.
That creepy weirdo is a crust tosser!
to double cross somebody.better prepare to get toasted when you do this.
You've double crusted me for the last time, time to get toasted!
When you are dehydrated but continue to live you life.
Morgan: Oh man! I haven't drinken water in forever I feel like a crust bag .
Leah: Drink some water then
A dank pizza which is preferably from Chicago town or milanos
Let's get a fat Cheese Crust pizza
A girl that intentionally does things they know for certain will annoy someone. A ne’er do well.
“Becky knows that Greg is persnickety about grammar and yet she on purposefully riles him up by mismatching lose and loose. She a total Crust Girl.”