A sexual act where one partner will perform nonlubricated and infrequent tugs on the penis at a rate of approximately 15 tugs per minute.
"She gave me a handjob but it was a yankee doodle dandy for sure."
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A website founded by I. Will. Eat. You, filled completely with randomness. It was created as an outlet for all of the funny and weird stuff found on the internet. It's filled so much that a second website had to open to have enough space. It is related to the website, Caleb and the Pirates, a band site.
Caleb and the Pirates
Random Cheese Doodles
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(n.) A person addicted to the drug heroin, often referred to as a "smirf". Seeing as the drug brings you brainpower down, you are referred to as a doodle head. Bring it all together, and you have a "Smirfy Doodle Head"
"I wish I never had to deal with that smirfy doodle head robbing me to get high in the first place, he ruined my night"
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Fuck off you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shyte
as in the nursery rhyme
"Cock-a-doodle-doo,
Mummy did a poo,
Daddy's in the Dunny,
And he don't know what to do"
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Anything that is completely forgettable, that not even Google will create a doodle image for it, and they doodle some obscure stuff
No one knows when it's Columbus Day until they go to the bank or post office and realize it's closed. It's such a forgettable holiday that even Google Don't Give a Doodle.
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An completely useless person
Fuck off you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shyte