Family Zone

The family zone is similar to the friend zone in that it puts you in a position where a partner isn't interested in romantic interaction because of your role in their life. Being in the family zone means that the person doesn't want to sleep with you because you are a blood relative (like a brother or a daughter).

Meanwhile in Alabama...
Sister: Ew you're disgusting! Just because I've slept with every other guy in school doesn't mean I'm going anywhere near you! Perv!

Brother: Wow seriously, how you just gonna stick me in the family zone like that? Thought we had chemistry n shit.

Sister: Ew no! You're my brother!

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Yosha family

A legendary line of epic gamers starting with the of yosha and adding 9 every since they also Suck dick

YOSHA family IS GAY
Yes

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proud family

A 2001 Disney cartoon about a young girl who deals with life as a teenager.

"Proud Family is the best show I've ever watched!"

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family guy

greatest animated show ever. cancelled by fox but revived years later through the tireless efforts of fans. it is now a top rated show on sundays and a best selling dvd. it has also become a popular site to steal jokes from and pretend they're your own.

I watched family guy last night.

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Family dick

A dick that appeals to the WASPy women of America; a family friendly event; a dick you can start a family with

Theodore is a total catch, he has that family dick.

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Virtual family

The improved version of your family where you get to choose its members.

Consists of:

The wise sage (the wisest and generally most sensible of the family)

The Psychotic Fairy (the fiercest of all the family. Cute when in a good mood)

The Cyborg Chippy (ever want a sensible conversation - don't speak to Chippy. Forever clearing up after the Atomic Fairy)

The Big Fairy (Big and fluffy. Likes to sleep with teddy bears)

The Odi (Patience of a saint as has to look after Atomic fairy. Loves food. Man's best friend)

The Atomic fairy (Causes massive chaos. Likes to party (all the time). Hobbies include collecting other people's lighters and sleeping. Allergic to housework)

The Baby fairy (The youngest of the family. Has long blonde hair and likes to lead the Atomic fairy astray)

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Throke Family

When 2 people get married and have twins named Bret and Anastasia and their dogs get married and have 3 puppies named Butterscotch, Batman and Princess. They also have a Ferret named Milo.

"Omg, did you see the Throke Family?!"
"I know right!? The parents are such a good couple!"