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jess murphy

A out of control grog monster inhabited by the spirit of miffy. She was a good host due to the large amount of beer being abled to be consumed by her. She goes fucking mental when the spirit of miffy shows itself. Throws her hubby to be through doors and pounds his forehead with her sloppy tits.

Jess murphy got miffed last night and went nuts about not being able to breast feed children.

by henryhenryhenderson March 9, 2016


elijah murphy

a hoe and he deserves to die he sucks d*** every day. he smells like a goat and looks like a pinto bean

hoeeeeee
who?
ELIJAH MURPHY DUHHH

by BREDON URIE TOP November 29, 2017


Lucas Murphy

A total badass with huge biceps and massive pp that you can see dangling out of his shorts

Person1: where’s Lucas Murphy

Person2: I think he’s beating his meat
Person1: oh that’s epic

by Pilkospilkie June 21, 2021


Murphy

Murphy is a great person. She is often very intelligent. She is not a selfish nor horrible person. She often gives more than she receives. She also is often overlooked. She loves dogs. She can be elegant and gracefulbut she can also can be one of the guys. She doesn’t care what people think. If you have a Murphyin your life be extremely grateful because they are very hard to come by.

Wow that girl is extremely beautiful, must be a murphy.

by Let’s get this bread 🍞🍞 November 23, 2018


Murphy

epic

damn bro that's so murphy

by cum69420 March 28, 2022


Murphy

Military slang for gasoline, possibly from the discount gas chain, Murphy Oil, which is part of the Walmart chain of stores.

The HUMVEE won't run. It's out of murphy.

by TheBigBlueFrog February 18, 2018


Murphy

A plus sized female who is an idiot

Wow Sarah is just a Murphy!

by shandoggg June 1, 2024