A facebook friend with the innate ability to poke you back immediately, no matter the time of day.
Ian Rice is the greatest poke ninja around.
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Provides psuedo sexual implications when used in conjunction with Joanie or any other nice woman.
/me pokes Joanie on a regular basis
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Thine shalt poke men in the genetailia.
βYou should go poke man that guy Jeff.β
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Someone who is a open cyberstalker on facebook (under either their true or false name).
Their actions are meant in either a romantic or malicious way, depending on the state of the relationship in real life.
"I've got multiple poke-dorkies on my case at the moment - think I'm gonna give facebook a miss"
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(v) when a person intentionally does something that causes emotional or psychological anguish, such as constantly reading a recent ex's updates on Facebook, or listening to old speeches made by speakers they vehemently disagree with. Phrase is derived from the happenstance of someone having a sore tooth, which they keep purposefully poking at with their tongue, keeping the pain constant, while simultaneously exclaiming "Ow!".
ex 1: I've spent the whole afternoon looking at my ex's photos of her and her new boyfriend at Disneyland. Just poking the tooth, I guess.
ex 2: (person one): "You hate that guy! I've been listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio for hours today, and it's just been pissing me off!"
(person two): "Why are you poking the tooth like that? Now you'll be in a bad mood all weekend!"
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The best twitch streamer and that guy who was in a Morgz video
Oh have u heard about poke 681 no I have well heβs that guy who was in a morgz video
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Your partner chokes you so you retaliate by pulling their pants down and stick something that you find on the floor in their butt.
Yeah last weekend I pulled a choke and poke on Jim.
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